My mother gets vex with me.
Mostly because of my language. I retaliate by reminding her I am an adult. So whatever profanity may come, shall come.
Sometimes she will say, “I want to go in town” and I say “No”.
Selfish reasons, yes!
You see, this is my typical walk in town.
“Psst”
“Reds”
“Family”
“Baby”
“You have a man?”
No response leads to:
“You feel you better than me or what?”
“You does sh*t ice cream!”
“F8Ck you na girl!”
“Watch she, feel she bess!”
Clearly I am fabulous if you take time out of your day to comment and then get upset because I ignore you.
But sometimes you get polite men, who per me being brought up properly, I will respond “Good Morning” when they say good morning to me and wish me a good day.
Sometimes I get pissed, and tell them to Haul dey Mudda C*nt!
So mummy cannot walk with me in town.
